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Jaimito El marido llega a casa sin avisar, y la esposa tiene que esconder a su amante, asi que lo mete en el armario. Una vez alli, el tio se queda de piedra cuando oye una voz a su lado que le dice: - Esta oscuro esto, eh? Y entonces se da cuenta de que es el hijo, que estaba escondido en el armario mirando mientras echaba el palo con la madre. - Callate, Jaimito... - Creo que voy a estornudar. - No, por favor... - ¿Me daras un poco de dinero? - Si, toma mil pelas, pero callate - Nota: el amante no tiene puestos los pantalones, pero se ha metido en el armario con ellos. - Oye, de verdad que tengo unas ganas enormes de estornudar. - Uy que niño, anda toma la cartera... - Vale, ya se me han pasado las ganas. Total, que Jaimito se compra una bicicleta esa misma tarde. Su madre se mosquea, claro, pero como el niño no suelta prenda, le manda a que vaya a confesarse. Obviamente, Jaimito no esta demasiado acostumbrado a los confesionarios, asi que cuando le llega su turno, lo primero que hace es decir: - Esta oscuro esto, eh? - Jaimito, no empieces otra vez. - En la clase de Castellano la maestra le pregunta a Jaimito: - Jaimito, en la oración: "María está disfrutando"...Dónde está el sujeto? - Muy fácil maestra, ¡Pues encima de ella! Un amigo le dice a Jaimito que los mayores siempre guardan secretos inconfesables y que por tanto es muy facil sacarles dinero simulando que uno sabe algo. Jaimito decide hacer la prueba con su padre, se acerca mientras leia el periodico y le dice al oido: - Lo se todo... El padre se asusta y le dice rapidamente: - Bueno Jaimito... haz silencio... toma 100 dolares y no se lo digas a nadie. Contento con su maldad decide probar con la madre: - Mama, acabo de enterarme, lo se todo... Asustada la madre le dice: - Toma Jaimito 300 dolares y no se lo digas a nadie por favor. Llaman a la puerta y sale Jaimito a contestar, cuando ve al cartero le dice: - Lo se todo... Entonces el cartero, con lagrimas en los ojos abre los brazos diciendo: - Hijo mio !!! Jaimito a su madre embarazada: -A los tres meses: Oye mamá, porqué tienes la barriga hinchada ? Su mamá: (sin saber como explicar lo del sexo) No te preocupes hijo, es sólo un aire que tengo atrevasado en el estómago. Jaimito aún no convencido se larga de allí. -A los seis meses: Mamá, ¿ por qué te está creciendo más la barriga ? Su mamá: por la misma razón que te dije antes hijo, son aires estomacales. Jaimito definitivamente no cree en ese cuento pero se va. -A los nueve meses: ¿Y ahora que te pasó ? Su mamá: Ya te dicho antes la razón, pero ya hoy se solucionará. Luego del parto de la madre, Jaimito entra a la nursery a conocer a su nuevo hermanito y lo ve y dice: -Hola, pedo!!!!!!!!!!! La maestra pregunta a Jaimito - ¿Como mato David a Goliat? - Con una moto - ¿Como con una moto? Será con una honda - ·Ahhh!Pero quería usted la marca?
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